dicksplit:

Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to

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foodfinisher:

Masturbation is a most deadly sin and children need to be protected from the temptation.

stuck

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fucksebastianstan:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"

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kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

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It’s 1999. My new Eve cd came in the mail. I express joy.

femalewrappers:

jerkribs:

don’t trust anyone who thinks brooke candy is talented

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angulargeometry:

Together We Are Stronger.

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funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

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