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earthdad:

god: let there be light!

boy: haha and then what? (;

(via precumming)

literally idk why people are making memes out of that get out me car thing like the original isn’t even remarkable?

ishiphartbigwaytoomuch:

I fucking love the internet. (x)

(via cool-cheese-in-a-can)

Ive been having the best bowel movementsc
Can i have a round of applause

wailordandsavior:

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U DONT KNOW ME OR MY LIFE

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i have 1000 literal things to do ima die

should i stay up to do homework or go to sleepzzzzZZZZZzz

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